have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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