Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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