farters have to be the big spoon...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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