marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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