Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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