I must be too annoying 4 u.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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