Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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