normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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