Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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