i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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