i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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