marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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