Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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