The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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