i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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