Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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