You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!