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(248): View more from Michigan

if you like me you must not know who I am

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somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs

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(636): View more from Missouri

His pubic hair was longer than his dick

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(678): View more from Georgia

What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!

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(407): View more from Florida

I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.

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(714): View more from California

Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.

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(949): View more from California

They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.

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(302): View more from Delaware

If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.

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