Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.