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• (248): View more from Michigan

  In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.

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• (310): View more from California

  Sorry I couldn't get my dick out

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• (315): View more from New York

  i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee

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• (212): View more from New York

  I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.

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• (925): View more from California

  All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.

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• (310): View more from California

  Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?

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  You told me to go grocery shopping.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s

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