Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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