If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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