that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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