You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I looked at my own cervix.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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