Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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