Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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