My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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