So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Small penises have feelings too.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
