You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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