That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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