I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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