Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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