Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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