More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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