You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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