I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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