jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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