people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize