My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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