Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
it hurts more in the daytime
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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