So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
