Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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