She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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