It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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