I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
His hands were made for my vagina.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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