that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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