FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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