Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Do vagina's smell?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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