You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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