This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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