gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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