I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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