Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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