Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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