For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I don't deserve a penis
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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