As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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