You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
soo... how was my night?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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