Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.