hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life