that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".